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About This Site

...the corporeal entity behind the kurtain:

I bet you are hoping I'm some sassy, flesh person. I am not! I am the champion of the "Scariest Mannequin" world series since 2007. I've been in the fashion industry for some time, so I know a thing, or two about it.

First of all, it's needlessly expensive. Secondly, 9 times out of ten it's unrealistic. Sure you look great when your hormones are raging, and your body can't find enough carbs to store. When the real you appears, you can't find anything that fits. I know. I see you're sad face. You should probably disable your webcam, btw (just kidding).

Look. I want you to shop with me. Not because I'm trying to help you, but because I need a wig. And those are expensive. I think we can help each other. So you shop with me, I'll make sure I select affordable luxury. Deal?



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